zrath: Zrath-Smiley as a TRON program (Batman)


Since I'm such a [livejournal.com profile] cleolinda fan boy (well, sort of), I am compelled to point out that "Eclipse in Fifteen Minutes" is now up.
All the Twilight asshattery without reading the books or seeing the movies.
Like the kids are fond of saying, W00T! :D


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zrath: Zrath-Smiley as a TRON program (OMGWTF)


Once again, [livejournal.com profile] cleolinda suffers through another blockbuster movie so you don't have to.
This time, Our Intrepid Snarker tackles that monument of utter nonsensicallity (that IS too a word!) that has teen
and tween girls (and their moms) screaming like fangirls at a Beatles concert. The earplugs! They do nothing!
Brace yourself for a sparklerific and Volvolicious Moon-sized dose of WTF as Cleolinda Jones Industries presents:

"New Moon In 15 Minutes" (contains spoilers, sparkling, Volvos, world's most useless heroine, 'vampires' and 'werewolves')

Enjoyez vous! :D


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Nov. 18th, 2009 12:32 pm

L'OMFG

zrath: Zrath-Smiley as a TRON program (Oxygene)


So that wacky Roland Emmerich guy has done it again and made a new disaster.
Movie! A new disaster movie, I mean. Well, probably a disaster too.
Anyway, if you've 1) seen it or, 2) not seen it but don't plan to, you may want to check out the newest hilarious [livejournal.com profile] cleolinda "Movies In 15 Minutes" parody recap.
The one she made for "Van Helsing" was so funny and ludicrous that I wound up seeing the film in theaters to verify its ludicrousness for myself.
And if you've seen the film, you know it is, in fact, awesomely ludicrous.
I haven't read this new M15M yet, but if it's sufficiently funny and ludicrous, I might see "2012" after all. :D

"2012 In 15 Minutes" (contains spoilers)

Enjoyez vous! :D


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