zrath: Zrath-Smiley as a TRON program (Hexy Baby)


The unholy alliance of Hasbro and Toys'R'Us have produced yet another hellspawn that will forever haunt us!
Unless you like pink stuff.




IT'S FUZZY!!!!


And it costs $14.99, just like the Pink Magic 8-Ball from last time.


zrath: Zrath-Smiley as a TRON program (BPRD)


Wow, can you believe it's been almost 2 months since I've posted a Random!?!?
So here's a fresh one for all y'all!




Sure, $14.99 seems a little steep for a Magic 8-Ball molded in pink plastic.
But look at the awesome pink pillow with tassels that's included with it! That's gotta be worth the extra money!!


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zrath: Zrath-Smiley as a TRON program (OMGWTF)


So, back on April 1st, I posted about the bewildering array of pinkified boardgames one could find at WeBeToys'N'Sheeeet.

GUESS WHAT?!?!!?





"Pink, purple and green pieces inspire creative imaginations!"


I guess OTHER COLORS are confusing to girls!!
And yes, this is another TRU exclusive, just like the other pink crap.
I'm gonna go play with my non-pink Legos now...



EDIT: Just so we're clear, I don't actually have much of a problem with pink stuff.
I'm doing this purely for fun and mock outrage, and nothing more.
Lego has a pink theme called Belville and I don't rail against it.
Purple and green are fine colors and the Drazi think they're good enough to base a government on. :D
Heck, my Rubik's Snake (recently renamed Rubik's Twist) is purple and green, and I love it!
That said, I do find a couple of pink things objectionable, like for example the pinkified Game Of Life.
Now, I seem to remember the Game Of Life being a family game, meaning for the whole family.
Is there something wrong with it now that means making a special version of Life just for girls?
That just seems weird to me.
But hey, it's not important.
More pressing matters await our attention.


zrath: Zrath-Smiley as a TRON program (Hexy Baby)


(By the way, this is not an April Fools post. This stuff is real. I took the pictures myself with my cellphone.)

Y'all remember this from a few months ago?



Yesssss, Ouija Board For Girls, exclusively at Toys'R'Us.
Well, there's more!! A WHOLE LOT MORE!!!

Oh the pinkanity!!!! (Photos under the cut) )

And thus ends this tour into the Land Of Pink boardgames.
I hope you were touched by some of its evil.
Good night, and good luck.


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