zrath: Zrath-Smiley as a TRON program (Hexy Baby)

The unholy alliance of Hasbro and Toys'R'Us have produced yet another hellspawn that will forever haunt us!
Unless you like pink stuff.


And it costs $14.99, just like the Pink Magic 8-Ball from last time.

zrath: Zrath-Smiley as a TRON program (BPRD)

Wow, can you believe it's been almost 2 months since I've posted a Random!?!?
So here's a fresh one for all y'all!

Sure, $14.99 seems a little steep for a Magic 8-Ball molded in pink plastic.
But look at the awesome pink pillow with tassels that's included with it! That's gotta be worth the extra money!!

zrath: Zrath-Smiley as a TRON program (OMGWTF)

So, back on April 1st, I posted about the bewildering array of pinkified boardgames one could find at WeBeToys'N'Sheeeet.


"Pink, purple and green pieces inspire creative imaginations!"

I guess OTHER COLORS are confusing to girls!!
And yes, this is another TRU exclusive, just like the other pink crap.
I'm gonna go play with my non-pink Legos now...

EDIT: Just so we're clear, I don't actually have much of a problem with pink stuff.
I'm doing this purely for fun and mock outrage, and nothing more.
Lego has a pink theme called Belville and I don't rail against it.
Purple and green are fine colors and the Drazi think they're good enough to base a government on. :D
Heck, my Rubik's Snake (recently renamed Rubik's Twist) is purple and green, and I love it!
That said, I do find a couple of pink things objectionable, like for example the pinkified Game Of Life.
Now, I seem to remember the Game Of Life being a family game, meaning for the whole family.
Is there something wrong with it now that means making a special version of Life just for girls?
That just seems weird to me.
But hey, it's not important.
More pressing matters await our attention.

zrath: Zrath-Smiley as a TRON program (Hexy Baby)

(By the way, this is not an April Fools post. This stuff is real. I took the pictures myself with my cellphone.)

Y'all remember this from a few months ago?

Yesssss, Ouija Board For Girls, exclusively at Toys'R'Us.
Well, there's more!! A WHOLE LOT MORE!!!

Oh the pinkanity!!!! (Photos under the cut) )

And thus ends this tour into the Land Of Pink boardgames.
I hope you were touched by some of its evil.
Good night, and good luck.


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