"Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead! Shoes for industry!

Hi. I'm Joe Beets. Say, what chance does today's returning deceased war
veteran have for that high-paying job, more sugar, and the free mule
you've been dreaming of? Well, think it over. Then take off your shoes.
Now you can see how increased spending opportunities mean harder work
for everyone, and more of it, too! So do your part today, Joe. Join with
millions of your neighbors and turn in your shoes!

For industry!"