And now for something completely inane...

Tractor-beamed and corrected from Lieutenant Commander jfoxdavis:

Starship Captain! by Uberdude
Username
What is the name of your starship?
Uptight First Officer	chythar
Closeted Helm/ Navigation	drewtiggy
Token Alien Scientist	hatch
Tarty Nymphomaniac Yeoman	xiaomimi
Substance Abusing Ship's Doctor	jfoxdavis
Ensign Smith (aka "the victim")	doodlesthegreat
Ship's Engineer /Drunk	prickvixen
Arch Nemesis Alien Commander	m_estrugo
Your ship's secret weapon	Very large mallet
How does your mission end?	Sucked into a black hole
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