A drooling Kzinti is not a pretty sight...

So I was minding my own business, browsing the Web, and I went to Slickdeals.net to see what discounted happiness laid in wait.
And WHAM!! They hit me with THIS!!!
5 pound bags of assorted Haribo gummy products on sale. And they have EVERYTHING!!
Bears, cola bottles, frogs, pasta, clown fish, cherries, rattlesnakes, giant cola bottles (4-inch long!),
and even the all-time classic licorice wheels I remember from my childhood!

I'm having a gummigasm looking at all this stuff.

I'm considering ordering a 5 pound bag of giant cola bottles.
Hey, I can have it shipped to my work.
Hee-hee-hee (rubs his paws in glee).
Wait! Free shipping if I have buy two bags!
Oooooh ho ho ho ho...
I'm doing it!
One bag of giant cola bottles, and one bag of licorice wheels.
YES!!!!



Urrrrrrrrr...
"delivery estimate: July 18, 2006 - July 19, 2006"!?!?!?!?!?!?
WTF????
This does not compute.
I hope it's some sort of mistake and it's really May 18th or 19th.
I mean, really.
2 months and 1.5 weeks?
Grrrrr...