The Awesomest One speaketh...

Ganked from firedrake_mor, who "gakked" it from someone else:

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	The Awesomest One
Your symbol is:	the tiger, for that cool stripey don't-mess-with-me-ness
You rule from:	a floating castle - ABOVE A VOLCANO!!
At your side is:	your Royal Chocolate Carrier
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	fanservicey cat-people
Your most popular law is:	Free alcohol to pretty people if they sit with ugly people
Your least popular law is:	Banning of 'stupidity and laziness in the same person'
Your worst enemy is:	your court jester's awful nun joke
Your popularity rating is:: 51%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 42%
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Tiger symbol, cat-people enforcers? Funny how it picked up on the whole Kzin/feline motif.

MEW!!!!