More movie meme madness!

I don't know about you guys, but I thought the "16 Movies" meme was fun.
So I'm doing another one, with 20 movies instead.
Here are 20 quotes from 20 random movies that I really like (and I really like A LOT of movies).
Some of them are exchanges instead of quotes, because some quotes need a little context.
And there's a sneaky little bonus joke hidden in this list. Hee-hee-hee...
Anyhoo, here we go:


01) "The funky spaceman over there is Mr. Cooper. What exactly is it you do on board this ship, Coop?"

02) "Arrrgh! Not again! Those things are so lifelike! Curse you, plastic moldsmen." - Over The Hedge - selenesue

03) "Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."
Time Bandits - araquan

04) "I never liked red lights... Reminds me of my years in a bordello." - The Andromeda Strain - araquan

05) "Tell me about it. I'm supposed to do a thriller for Universal. They want Charlton Heston as a Mexican."
Ed Wood - mr_squiddle

06) "Come on, read my future for me." - "You haven't got any." - "What do you mean?" - "Your future is all used up."

07) "You are in my hands. I am here to protect you. You have nowhere to go. You have nowhere to go."

08) "In a sense, you are here because you drive a car the way I conduct my business. You come right to the point."
Grand Prix - doodlesthegreat

09) "Carrots? Why is it always carrots? I didn't even eat carrots!"

10) "The game was created to demonstrate the futility of individual effort."
Rollerball - telegrand

11) "Well... we're back... in the car again." - Jurassic Park - araquan

12) "You're more like a game show host." - Ghostbusters - addlesee

13) "It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity, but if someone is genuinely exceptional..."
The Incredibles - araquan

14) (whisper) "Protect me from Maximillian..." - The Black Hole - araquan

15) "I'm not arresting you anymore." - Robocop - mr_squiddle

16) "Please, ma chérie. I have told you. We are all victims of causality. I drank too much wine, I must take a piss. Cause and effect.
The Matrix Reloaded - araquan

17) "What rot, sir! Why you're the very model of sanity. Oh by the way, I pressed your tights and put away
your exploding gas balls." - Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm - marmelmm

18) "Good. I want you to like it here. I wish we could stay here forever... and ever... and ever."

19) "Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." The Fifth Element - araquan

20) "Earth, Hitler, 1938." - Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country - araquan