Piratey News!

"And now the news with your piratey Kzin host, Zrath Bloodfangs"

Yarrrr mateys, first and foremost, here be the trailer to "Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Word's End".
Ye scalliwags can thank trailer_spot for this booty!

Me brother and me went to see "300" on Saturday last and we had a Spartaney good time!
Aye, I could have used a few of those shield-wielding spear-stabbing mateys on me crew!
And the music was good, with bits pirated from Juno Reactor, KMFDM, and world dance music (aka global grooves) in general.
I be pillagin' the soundtrack, as soon as I can find it!

Those mangey curs at the storage place are raisin' me rent again. Me brother and me have swabbin' the storage unit and
throwin' out some useless cargo. We will move the booty to a smaller unit soon to save us some doubloons.
With some luck, we won't be needin' the unit anymore, because...

Me roommate is getting married and keeping his apartment, so I need to move out for his wench to move in.
So I be lookin' for an apartment for me and all me booty, so's I can keelhaul the bloody storage unit.
Because of all me piratin' and pillagin', me credit report is a frightful sight, so findin' a port will be tough.
I aim to stay in the Westside so's I can remain close to me cover job.

Me brother has been in the studio, working on his new shanty.
'Tis a fine dirty, bawdy bit of piratey funk/rap in French and English!
It's got King Cotton speechifying in English in grand "Parliament Funkadelic" tradition.
It's got a crazy beat and me and me mateys can bug out to it!
'Tis not known when or where it will be released, or in what form. I'll let ye swabs know.

Me old dog of a doctor says the pills be workin' and me blood sugar is down.
But he says I need to take the pills for the rest of me life! Yaaaarrrrgh!!
Maybe I shoulda taken up smoking! Haw haw haw!!!

That's the end for now, me mateys.
May your sails be full and your hold fuller!
o/~ Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me... o/~