BREAKING NEWS!

"This just in..."

"Notorious French Kzin and bombastic bon vivant Zrath-Smiley has been hired!
He has been selected by Vivendi Games to test their entertainment software.
He will be filling in paperwork tomorrow, then will begin work on Wednesday.
He will skip training entirely since he has years of testing experience.
This ends an unemployment streak that had begun in November 2007 and had been VERY briefly interrupted
for one day in June 2008 (baking in the sun and securizing the TV Land Awards in Santa Monica).
The Kzin was quoted as saying, "Woo hoo! Super! Finally!"
The position is below his normal salary range, but these are heavy times and work is work."

So yes, I finally have a job. A real job!
Not a fake job like the one with the security company that gave me no work (except for ONE day).
I called them and left a voicemail indicating that I quit and that they sucked.

It went amazingly quickly!
2pm: Go to Vivendi Games for an interview. 12 other people there.
4pm: Test and screening complete. All applicants leave.
5:30pm: Cellphone rings. I CAN HAS JOB!
Same day service! Wooooooooooh!!
Even better than dry-cleaning! :D

Have a little MST3K goodness on me!