Random: Cretins

[zrath]

Okay, so here we have a bad-ass outlaw bike, looks like a Triumph or a Norton.
The tank has lettering on it that says "CRETINS".
I assume this is the name of some kind of biker gang.
And in this case, it's definitely truth in advertising, because...

What's this?!?!?!

Could it be!??!?!
Yes it is!!!
1) The bike's key is sitting right there on the seat!
2) There's an empty beer bottle in the gutter!

There was absolutely no one around when I took these pictures!
And it was 2:30pm on a weekday!
You do the math... :D

Comments

[theresamather.livejournal.com]

LOL...too funny! But he might have been waiting in the bushes to spring a trap, maybe? :P

Free bike!

[dustmeat.livejournal.com]

He wants someone else to take the Cursed Motorcycle off his hands, clearly

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'd say the bike was well named...

[dagoski.livejournal.com]

I like your new bike, man.

You did say that no one was around...

[lordgloria.livejournal.com]

BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!!!

[duntov-475hp.livejournal.com]

It makes me think of that scene in Gone in 60 Seconds when Freb brings that Caddy in saying he stole it.
"How did you steal it?"
"Well, the keys were in it."
"Well that kind of defeats the whole purpose doesn't it?"
"Did it ever occur to you that the reason someone would leave their car unlocked with the keys in it is because no one in their right mind would EVER steal that car?"

[eselgeist.livejournal.com]

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