Hired! Part 3: This Time For Sure!

[zrath]

So I got a phone call about my job interview yesterday.
I HAS TEH JOBB!
I start Thursday, unless the Daleks invade tomorrow.
It's the place near the cheapest gas station in the area, close to a giant Target store.
There's also a Carl's Jr., a McDo, and a bunch of other stuff, so I won't starve.
I did the math and the job pays a little less than my current unemployment benefits.
Le sigh...
Well, I'll keep an eye out for something more renumerative while I'm there.
So, yes, job!
Let's celebrate with a little bit of classic MST3K!
One of my favorite (and one of the most twisted) host segments:
Orville Redenbacher Popcorn!

"I'm the god! I'm the god!!"