Random: The Power Of Real Estate

[zrath]

So here we have your normal average everyday run-of-the-mill real estate bench ad.
(Phone number censored to protect the innocent)





But wait, something's not quite right...



Yes, there's something odd.
Kris is not like the other real estate agents.
Even back in his youth, people fell ill-at-ease in his presence.
He didn't have any friends.
And then, they were the stories, the strange things that happened in school.
Then in college, even stranger things.
There was something unsettling about Kris...

OH DEAR GOD!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

THE POWER OF REAL ESTATE COMPELS YOU!!

THE POWER OF REAL ESTATE COMPELS YOU!!

THE POWER OF REAL ESTATE COMPELS YOU!!

Tee-hee... :)

Comments

[addlesee.livejournal.com]

The only real estate billboard that ever made me take notice was this middle-aged, big-haired doxy who looked more like a whorehouse madam than a realtor. Her motto was "Sonia Means Service".

Sooooo....I get this image of going with Ms Sonia to one of the houses she's trying to unload. It's unfurnished, except for a bed in the bedroom. "What's th' bed f'r?" I ask as I hear the door close behind me. I turn around to see Ms. Sonia taking it off, murmuring something about "seal the deal".

Well...she's better looking than Peter Fonda in "Ghost Rider". Yeah... would I sell my soul to hit that?