Random: The Power Of Real Estate

[zrath]

So here we have your normal average everyday run-of-the-mill real estate bench ad.
(Phone number censored to protect the innocent)





But wait, something's not quite right...



Yes, there's something odd.
Kris is not like the other real estate agents.
Even back in his youth, people fell ill-at-ease in his presence.
He didn't have any friends.
And then, they were the stories, the strange things that happened in school.
Then in college, even stranger things.
There was something unsettling about Kris...

OH DEAR GOD!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

THE POWER OF REAL ESTATE COMPELS YOU!!

THE POWER OF REAL ESTATE COMPELS YOU!!

THE POWER OF REAL ESTATE COMPELS YOU!!

Tee-hee... :)

Comments

[paka.livejournal.com]

Eh. You can't convince me that this is any creepier than any other real estate ad.

The weird thing is, my grandparents were real estate agents for a while and I don't remember them ever looking like they were child molesters, made of plastic, or trying for a career as televised preachers.