Jan. 16th, 2004 06:50 pm
Dragon Bean Flappers
A co-worker was saying that if you're an Italian walking around New York City and you meet another Italian, you have
to set aside roughly 30 minutes of your time: 10 minutes for him to ask you if you know who he is, 10 minutes for him
to tell you exactly who he is, and 10 minutes for him to tell you exactly what he's gonna do to you.
After that, there's usually a fight.
I gaped at my co-worker and murmured: "You just described the average Dragonball Z episode..."
He looked back me, blinked, and exclaimed, "Oh my god, you're right!"
"Johnny English": Rowan Atkinson, Natagliatela Imbroglio, John Malkovich with an accent.
Somewhere between Mr. Bean and James Bond, with some funny bits in it, and possibly the worst French accent
to grace the silver screen since Inspecteur Clouseau (way to go John Malkovich!).
Mr. Bean accidentally kills every single agent in M.I-7, so he winds up top agent. The Crown Jewels get stolen
and Bean's suspicions fall onto Paul Sauvage, French prison magnate (he owns them, he's not in one). Mayhem ensues.
The jury is still out as to whether this is funnier in French or in English.
If you wanna rent something goofy and British to watch, this is it.
If you wanna see something cool and goofy and British from the '60s, I heartily recommend "The Magic Christian".
"How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days": some guy, some chick, some other chick, some dude.
My brother wanted to rent this, I don't know why. I didn't watch it. So I have nothing to say about it.
"Chicago": has been lost in the mail, I never received it. I requested a replacement from NetFlix and it just
might be waiting for me at home, in my mailbox, right now, as I type this. So I better go home, eh?
Have a nice weekend y'all!