The Mouth Of Sauron

"Get yer ass outta Mordor, you n00bs!! My master will haxx0r yer buttz0rs with his m4d l33t 5k1ll5!"

So yeah, my normal voice still isn't back. One co-worker openly wondered if Satan was in the room.
Another coworker said I sounded like the voice from the human-sacrifice temple in "Fable" (on XBox).
And yet another mumbled something about the devil guy in "Legend" (satanic Tim Curry?).
So in other words, I sound evil.
Maybe this is my true calling.
Evil.
3vil.
3v1l!
3V1L!!!

I already have a fondness for the Empire...

I must plot...

Later y'all, have a... NICE day!! Muahahahahahaha!!