Wrong target market!

So I checked my mailbox today and I found something unexpected.
You see, I'm a white boy from France.
I do like funk though, and James Brown, and Public Enemy. I'm down!
Still, I wasn't expecting...

( Yo! AOL raps! )

And hey, how about some NetFlixing?

Well, urrr, actually, I ain't watched any of my movies yet.
I still have both "Phantom Of The Paradise" and "The Merchant Of Venice" on tap.
And now, I have "The Big Red One (The Reconstruction)" also on tap.
This brand new version of the classic WWII film adds 45 minutes of footage.
Since I've never seen the original, I'm really in for a treat!
I love James Coburn, and Mark Hammill is in this too!

I have watched a couple of other movies though.
A friend lent me his "Pink Panther" box-set, and so far, I've watched "The Pink Panther" and "A Shot In The Dark".
You might have heard that Steve Martin will star as Inspecteur Clouseau in a re-imagining of "The Pink Panther".
I don't know about that. I'll have to see what he can do. Steve Martin is pretty talented.
I know one thing though: it's gotta be better than the upcoming "The Honeymooners" re-imagining!!
Yeesh, and other amusing American expressions of bewilderment.