I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

So the TV is on right now and tuned to IFC.
They're showing "Killing Zoe", a movie that's in English and French.
One of the criminals is telling a joke in French and the English subtitles are wrong.
The joke is about a guy who just got out of jail after serving 10 years hard labor.
He has only one thing in mind: to perform cunnilingus. (Or, to be vulgar: eat pussy)
But the subtitles translate this as "licking bellybuttons".
Every. Single. time.

Damn! You Americans are such flippin' prudes!!! :D

Just kidding...
Mostly.
I mean, this movie was originally rated NC-17.
And apparently recut to an R rating.
This isn't exactly "Bambi"...

Whatever...