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So back in the mists of time, I threatened to order some Haribo(tm) Giant Gummi Cola Bottles from Amazon.com
Specifically, a five pound bag of said Haribo(tm) Giant Gummi Cola Bottles.
But Amazon was being a butthead and was telling me that it would take two months to ship them to me.
Two. Months.
As they say on the broadcast television version of "Repo Man": "FLIP YOU!!!!".
So I cancelled the order.

But my dreams were haunted by visions of Giant Gummi Cola Bottles.
I mean, those things are four inches long! That's some pretty big gummi!

So last month, I caved in and ordered a bag. It only took a week to get here.
And lo and behold, the Gummi Cola Bottles were indeed Giant!
I loaded a plate with them and roamed my workplace, giving them away for people to try.
Surprise at the size of the gummi booty was the usual response.
Afterwards, I rationed myself, eating only 2 or 3 gummi a day.
I ran out last week.
I am pondering ordering another bag.

I'll have to be careful if I do though, there were some gummi-related incidents.
I had packed the gummi away in the safety of my locked desk drawer, but...