Open letter to Death

Dear Death,

You have taken Bernie Mac from us.
As he was about to retire, that's not very cool of you.
But I guess you must have had your reasons.

You also took Isaac Hayes.
This is sad, but as he was a Scientologist, I can't help but wonder what his reaction was _afterwards_.

You tried to take Morgan Freeman, but I guess he's just a little too much to deal with right now.

Since you seem to work in threes and you're targetting black celebrities this time around, I'd like to take
this opportunity to mention that I wouldn't be too broken up if something were to happen to Eddie Murphy.
And I think I'm not alone.

Just a thought.


Best regards,
Zrath-Smiley