Dramatis Personae:
Dregen - UK Phocks
Zrath-Smiley - French Kzin
Kipernicus - Shakey-cane guy
Chrys - Bewildered bystander
The following took place at Oh-Dark Thirty last weekend:Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "Phocks!"
Dregen sez, "Noooooooooooooooo!"
Dregen sez, "Oh wait, even better..."
Dregen sez, "Phocks!"
Dregen sez, "Aaaaa-aaaaaa!"
Dregen sez, "He'll prod every one of us!"
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "I STEAL UR BUKKIT"
Dregen sez, "A bukkit? You were lucky. In my day if you wanted a bukkit you had to go make your own."
Dregen sez, "You'd have to carve it from the very living rock, we lived in a quarry."
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "And they shot Dr. Who there."
Dregen sez, "He was asking for it."
Kipernicus shakes his cane. "You damn kids get out of my quarry!"
Dregen sez, "You read it right, sure. I can tell you all kinds of stuff, as long as it isn't maths or engineering related."
Dregen sez, "Or, in fact, science."
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "Bugger! Bollocks!"
Dregen sez, "Cobblers."
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "Tinker! Tailor! Soldier! Phocks!"
Dregen sez, "Oh man, that was an awesome show."
Dregen sez, "They need to bring that back."
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "I've never seen that."
Dregen sez, "Worth seeing, one of the best cold-war dramas."
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "George Smiley?!?!?"
Dregen sez, "Sir Alec Guinness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyBuUM6BRy0"
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "Netflix has it, 3 discs. Ker-queued!!!!"
Dregen sez, "Like all good British dramas, it consists of people walking into rooms and not speaking for a while."
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "What is it Sebastian? I'm arranging matches."
Dregen sez, "Oh, well, I..."
Dregen sez, "... I mean..."
Dregen sez, "Well..."
Dregen sez, "*sigh* I suppose I'd better leave."
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "I guess you should."
Zrath-Smiley laughs!
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "I love that bit!"
Dregen wins Best Supporting Oscar.
Dregen sez, "But then the American version comes out! With a huge budget!"
Dregen sez, "WTF ARE YOU DOIN? ALWAYS IN HERE WIT' DA MATCHES?"
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "DID YOU F*CK MY WIFE? DID YOU F*CK MY WIFE? DID YOU F*CK MY WIFE?"
Dregen sez, "I AM YOUR WIFE!"
Kipernicus looks around..
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "For those playing at home: Eddie Izzard."
Chrys ahh.
Dregen sez, "This is a comparison of British and American cinema."
Dregen sez, "Hang on, let me show you."
Dregen sez, "With lego."
Dregen sez, "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0onquIv89g"
Zrath-Smiley rumbles, "Good, I need to stop laughing so I can breathe again. :D"
Chrys likes the 'cake or death' lego version .
Dregen sez, "Death. I mean cake!"
Chrys likes the real one too, I mean.
Dregen likes 'covered in bees'.
Dregen sez, "The Moon Landings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DzowVHtmmM&NR=1"
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