THE SPARKLING HORROR II: ONCE MORE WITH WEREWOLVES

Once again, cleolinda suffers through another blockbuster movie so you don't have to.
This time, Our Intrepid Snarker tackles that monument of utter nonsensicallity (that IS too a word!) that has teen
and tween girls (and their moms) screaming like fangirls at a Beatles concert. The earplugs! They do nothing!
Brace yourself for a sparklerific and Volvolicious Moon-sized dose of WTF as Cleolinda Jones Industries presents:

"New Moon In 15 Minutes" (contains spoilers, sparkling, Volvos, world's most useless heroine, 'vampires' and 'werewolves')

Enjoyez vous! :D