I HATE FIGHTING GAMES

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Ganked from la fabuleuse doronjosama:
a videogame meme written by a 15 year-old.



1) What was your FIRST video game console?
It was a computer, actually, an Atari 800. I didn't buy an actual console until I got my Atari Lynx handheld.

2) Name a few games you played on said console.
On the Lynx? Slimeworld, Warbirds, Shangai, Xenophobe, Klax!, Crystal Mines II, Chip's Challenge, Blue Lightning.

3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently?
PSX (original US release), PSX (last model with parallel port), PS2 (brick-type).
I had a Sega CDX and an Atari Jaguar with Jaguar CD, but I sold all that stuff.
I would love to get a PS3.

4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?
No. As a matter of fact, I HATE fighting games.

5) Do you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company with kickass character designs?
Not particularly, no. What are you, 15?

6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?
A) I hate fried chicken.
B) Wash your goddamn hands you filthy bastard.

7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG?
No habla RPG.

8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
3D games. I like exploration and immersiveness. That said, I also enjoy certain 2D games.
You know what I hate? Isometric-perspective games, aka three-quarters perspective, like Diablo.

9) Are you an SNK fan?
No.

9) Are you good at DDR?
No.

10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?
Nah, I like dogs.

11) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
LOL! No.

12) Do you listen to video game music?
Sometimes. "Interstate '76" (all funk), "WipEout XL" (awesome techno), "Ghost In The Shell" (ditto).

13) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character?
Nope.

14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old Asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??
No, because I despise fighting games. They bore me to tears.

15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly.
A) Carrier Command (originally on Commodore Amiga/Atari ST).
B) Warhead (ditto).
C) Rescue On Fractalus (the first game Lucasfilm Games ever made, originally on Atari 800/C-64).

16) Mario or Sonic?
Gordon Freeman. :D
Okay okay, Mario.

17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use Spider-man as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?
Nope.

18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.)
Fighting. Also sports, unless it's racing.

19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love?
Jumping Flash and Jumping Flash 2 on PSX. I mean, here's a cutesy Japanese platform shooter...
...IN FIRST-PERSON PERSPECTIVE! And your robot bunny can jump unbelievable heights!
Do not play if you get vertigo easily. Oh yeah, and the music was awesome too!

20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
That goes without saying. :)

21) Do you own any VG apparel?
It usually doesn't come in Kzinti size. My brother got all the game t-shirts I got at E3. :)

22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
That's what you get for hiring the creative team behind "Max Headroom". LOL!

23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

24) Who's hottest out of the KOF chicks?
Oh yeah, you're 15. :D

25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
Oddly enough, no.

26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
No, because they know they will die.

27) Do you own any imported games?
Nope.

28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going?
Oh please, yes, more of your Japanophilia! XD

29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where?
Well, I've been wanting a tatoo of cyberbrain plugs in the back of my neck, just like Batou's in "Ghost In The Shell".

30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
Well, maybe once, mostly from relief that it was finally over. LIKE THIS MEME!!



Geeze louise...

Comments

[turbinerocks.livejournal.com]

I OWN at Klax. I figuratively own, and I literally own the arcade machine, it's sitting in our computer room. :D

And yeah, this meme was written by someone who wasn't born when I was playing my Atari 5200. :D