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"GET OFF FACEBOOK AND INTO MY BOOK" - GOD

Because Satan is on FaceBook!!!

I bet Jesus is more of a Live Journal user.

(:in Jacques Cousteau voice) "In zee deepest parts of zee ocean, strange creatures can be seen dimly.
Zhey look like somesing from a nightmare. Sometimes, zee creatures come to the surface and terrorize people.
And on very rare times, zhey come on land and terrorize automobile drivers. Oh merde, here'z one now!!!



"Quelle horreur, quelle horreur..."

Makes sense to me!

Yes, Shakey's Pizza is still in business. In fact, they've revamped and they're expanding slowly.

Because nothing says "Valentine's Day" like a six-pack of Hot Wheels! :D

"And then I remembered my Charlemagne..."

Wow, can you believe it's been almost 2 months since I've posted a Random!?!?
So here's a fresh one for all y'all!




Sure, $14.99 seems a little steep for a Magic 8-Ball molded in pink plastic.
But look at the awesome pink pillow with tassels that's included with it! That's gotta be worth the extra money!!

So, back on April 1st, I posted about the bewildering array of pinkified boardgames one could find at WeBeToys'N'Sheeeet.

GUESS WHAT?!?!!?

"Pink, purple and green pieces inspire creative imaginations!"

I guess OTHER COLORS are confusing to girls!!
And yes, this is another TRU exclusive, just like the other pink crap.
I'm gonna go play with my non-pink Legos now...



EDIT: Just so we're clear, I don't actually have much of a problem with pink stuff.
I'm doing this purely for fun and mock outrage, and nothing more.
Lego has a pink theme called Belville and I don't rail against it.
Purple and green are fine colors and the Drazi think they're good enough to base a government on. :D
Heck, my Rubik's Snake (recently renamed Rubik's Twist) is purple and green, and I love it!
That said, I do find a couple of pink things objectionable, like for example the pinkified Game Of Life.
Now, I seem to remember the Game Of Life being a family game, meaning for the whole family.
Is there something wrong with it now that means making a special version of Life just for girls?
That just seems weird to me.
But hey, it's not important.
More pressing matters await our attention.

Something I saw today, while stopped at a red light.
A man walking his turtle.
It was a big one too, easily 20 inches, with taller pyramid-like thingies on top of its shell.
I'm not sure what kind of turtle that is.
I want to say a box turtle but I don't know why.

What are the leash laws on turtles? :)

Get your child started early on a lucrative career in the service industry!
Nobody actually makes anything anymore, so why not?!?!?

( Under a cut because of excessive attitude )

Oy gevalt...