BREAKING NEWS!!

[zrath]

"We interrupt this LJ Post to bring you this important news bulletin."

"I love you."

"Ha ha ha, no seriously folks, we have just been informed that Jack Thompson has been disbarred.
Yes, that clueless imbecile of a videogame violence crusader is getting his ass kicked out of the Lawyer Club.
Statement from the court follows..."

"The Court approves the corrected referee's report and John Bruce Thompson is permanently disbarred,
effective thirty days from the date of this order so that respondent can close out his practice
and protect the interests of existing clients."

"In other words, STFU, pack your crap, and GTFO. Gamers and videogame publishers throughout the nation
were overjoyed at the news, and spontaneous disbarment parties have broken out all over the land."

"It is a good day to be a gamer." (:stands up and places hand on heart)

Comments

[zeeth_kyrah]

Whoa. This is going straight to furry_gamers!

[ultraken.livejournal.com]

I liked this one from Kotaku:

[roycalbeck.livejournal.com]

That, mon frere, is absolutely faboo. -:)

[ultraken.livejournal.com]

It says everything that needs to be said. :D

[palabrajot.livejournal.com]

I am well and greatly pleased by this news!

But some part of me will miss him.

Seriously. Hearing his foaming jibberjabber and witnessing his frivolous lawsuits... it was like watching Jerry Falwell's jowls joggle around when he was railing against the evils of certain music. It was silly, and it made us all part of a secret club of casual sinners. Like crimes against humanity itself were being committed with every GTA2 car that got jacked.

Now the heads may be a little more level. The arguments more logical, less hysterical. What fun is that?

[drewtiggy.livejournal.com]

[roycalbeck.livejournal.com]

WAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOO! -:D

*dances*