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"We interrupt this LJ Post to bring you this important news bulletin."

"I love you."

"Ha ha ha, no seriously folks, we have just been informed that Jack Thompson has been disbarred.
Yes, that clueless imbecile of a videogame violence crusader is getting his ass kicked out of the Lawyer Club.
Statement from the court follows..."

"The Court approves the corrected referee's report and John Bruce Thompson is permanently disbarred,
effective thirty days from the date of this order so that respondent can close out his practice
and protect the interests of existing clients."

"In other words, STFU, pack your crap, and GTFO. Gamers and videogame publishers throughout the nation
were overjoyed at the news, and spontaneous disbarment parties have broken out all over the land."

"It is a good day to be a gamer." (:stands up and places hand on heart)